Geek Gardener

Hello there. I'm Matt and I'm a computer geek. My fiancée Nancy
is a big gardening fan and she gets a great suntan pottering around in our
garden dealing with plants and flowers and things whilst I waste away typing.
I have therefore decided to redress that balance by trying to grow something
myself this summer. This site tracks my efforts.

Thu 09 September 2004

Dead-Heading

Filed under: — matts @ 8:20 pm

I’ve begun dead-heading the nasturtiums. The flowers are beautiful but they have a limited life-span, and in order to help other flowers grow I must regularly remove the dead ones.

Today’s regular “aren’t they pretty?” picture therefore also shows in the background a very dead one. This one was removed shortly after the picture was taken. There are still squillions left so it won’t be missed.

Sat 21 August 2004

Creepers

Filed under: — matts @ 9:02 pm

The nasturtiums (which have been almost forgotten in sunflower one’s time of need) are snaking their way across the patio in two different directions. So much so that another pot reshuffle was required to stop other things from being climbed all over by them. Their seed pods are also getting quite massive and numerous, which is very encouraging for next year’s growth. There are literally hundreds of flowers now, and roughly that number of seed pods.

Given that I started with no more than a couple of dozen seeds and now have this sprawling mass dominating the patio, I think they’ll be in every spare corner next summer! :-)

Half a House

Filed under: — matts @ 8:55 pm

This picture shows the whole of our house, and also all of the sunflowers. Bearing in mind that the patio is about a foot lower than the ground floor (there are three steps down to it from the kitchen or the dining room) you can see just how tall these things (especially number four) have got.

I’m extremely pleased!

You can also see how the nasturtiums have clambered all over one of the bushy things (bottom left of the picture) in the rockery! I asked Nancy if this was cause for concern but she thinks the bushy thing will be just fine. The nasturtiums are quite brittle so I’m sure she’s right.

Sun 08 August 2004

Rampant

Filed under: — matts @ 7:20 pm

As promised, here’s a couple of shots of the nasturtiums rampaging their way across the patio. They have grown into and around all their neighbours - to the extent that I have to keep shuffling the fushia in the blue pot a few inches to the left every weekend.

I think it’s fairly clear that a round pot was not the best choice for these lovely things, since the ones in the middle have to fight for light and water and are therefore a bit dog-eared. If I do them next year I think I’ll get some long, thin troughs for them.

Wed 04 August 2004

Night Time Nasturtiums

Filed under: — matts @ 10:51 pm

I’ve been working late and also been a bit lazy so I’ve not shown recently how the nasturtiums have multiplied.

Here’s a quick dark shot - I’ll get some decent ones at the weekend in the daylight.

Wed 28 July 2004

Sprawling Bloomers

Filed under: — matts @ 7:18 pm

The nasturtiums are really rampant now - sprawling all over the edge of the patio, and also snaking through into the territory of other plants. And, best of all, there are about a dozen flowers!

There are a lovely mixture of red, yellow and (mainly) orange colours. My favourite flower is the yellow one in the middle with its red flashes. Purdy!

Sun 11 July 2004

Flowers!

Filed under: — matts @ 3:03 pm

The nasturtiums have finally produced some flowers!

There’s this one:

And, hiding behind a lot of leaves there’s this other one (see my hand holding back the leaves to be able to get a shot):

Wed 07 July 2004

Windswept

Filed under: — matts @ 8:33 pm

It’s been very windy today, and despite my initial fears for the sunflowers, the nasturtiums seemed to have suffered worse, with the side facing the garden in a rather sorry state. Their new neighbour the fuschia was also listing about 20 degrees to starboard (which I corrected prior to the photograph).

Hopefully there’ll be no lasting effects and a nice bit of sun will perk them up tomorrow.

Sun 04 July 2004

A bud!

Filed under: — matts @ 11:15 pm

The nasturtiums are rampantly attempting to suffocate their pot and take over the entire patio.

Behind the leafy façade there is a spaghetti-like jungle mesh of stems competing for light and water.

And, amongst all that chaos, a bud has developed! I was wondering if the nasturtiums would ever get around to actually flowering - and now it looks like that they will (eventually) as Mr Batty found this yellow thing whilst waiting for the chicken to roast. I shall be monitoring carefully in the next few days for more buds…

Mon 21 June 2004

Food

Filed under: — matts @ 6:32 pm

I have just discovered, by doing a Google Image search for “nasturtium“, that nasturtiums are edible! I’m not sure what to think about that, nor whether I shall indulge when or if they flower…

Sat 19 June 2004

Falling Down

Filed under: — matts @ 7:21 pm

Unfortunately it seems that sunflowers one and three have broken free of their bonds at some point today. I tied them back to their sticks, and they still look a bit wobbly, but I think they are going to be OK.

Number three’s leaves are all pointing in odd directions (since I think he was slumped on the floor for quite some time and therefore had to adjust to look at the sun) which makes him look most peculiar. It is reminiscent of the early days when he didn’t know whether to grow up or down.


The nasturtiums meanwhile have taken on a more battle-scarred look after their encounters with snails, slugs and drought. They’re mostly healthy, and contesting competitively for the sun with their neighbours the strawberries.

Wed 16 June 2004

Parched

Filed under: — matts @ 11:42 pm

All looking good, but, even being watered pretty much every day, the nasturtiums are showing signs of being parched. I’m always worried about overwatering them in case I put so much water in that the compost gets washed away and their roots get dislodged. Perhaps I shall visit them twice on the watering round.

The sunflowers are looking spendid - these high-angle shots don’t quite do them justice.

Sat 12 June 2004

Midnight Slug Hunt

Filed under: — matts @ 1:09 am

It just rained for half an hour, and, given that the slugs and snails seem to like coming out in the wet, I thought that it would be wise to go and check that the nasturtiums weren’t being attacked again.

Thankfully I didn’t find any active attacks going on, but I did discover some very suspicious behaviour. I decided to fetch my Maglite just to have a better scout around, and I was horrified to discover the scale of the problem going on under the cover of darkness.

Witness here no less than three snails heading towards the nasturtiums (in the terracotta pot in the background):

These two were playing football with a stone.


Whilst this one was cavorting about on the sundial.

Worse was going on in the rockery amongst Nancy’s alpines - in fact some parts of it resembled a snail-orgy. Also, this was where I found the one and only slug (I was expecting to find loads).

Whilst other bits looked like a massacre had gone on, seemingly with gooey bits of goo just dripping off the leaves.

I couldn’t just stand back and let this happen, so I chose to dispose of some of them by easing them carefully off whatever they were munching on and chucking them over the fence into the undergrowth behind our garden. I’m fairly sure that this isn’t particularly healthy for them - and I felt a pang of guilt when I heard the first couple hit the ground in the distance. However, after a while I began to get a taste for it and enjoyed throwing them progressively further, higher and harder. This probably means I’m a bad person.

In fact, I’m definitely a bad person because this hunting sport became rather addictive and it wasn’t until I released that it was nearly one in the morning and I’d spent 45 minutes out there evicting 92 snails from my property that I saw reason and came back indoors. I rest assured though that that particular motley crew won’t trouble the nasturtiums tonight. Of course there are probably hundreds more lurking unseen biding their time to avenge their buddies’ deportations but you have to start somewhere.

Yes, you read that right, I hurled 92 snails. I’m not sure which is more worrying - the fact that I hurled 92 snails or the fact that I counted every single one of them.

Thu 10 June 2004

Nasturtiums Attacked!

Filed under: — matts @ 10:30 pm

Today was cooler, but not without it’s problems. I was curious as to why a couple of the nasturtium leaves were all curled up. A closer look revealed a load of black eggs on half a dozen of the leaves! I wiped them off and gave a liberal application of some insecticide which will hopefully stop them coming back.

Not only that, but some good-for-nothing grub has eaten one of the leaves too!

Two Weeks Later

Filed under: — matts @ 1:22 am

I’ve been naughty and not taking many pictures recently. Two weeks later though, and things are looking really lively.

Here are the nasturtiums. Notice that even the floppy looking ones have perked up and are now looking healthy. These pictures were taken at 9pm - so about 3 hours after they lost direct sunlight.

The sunflowers are looking a bit parched though after two days in hot hot sun, and the falling-over incident yesterday.

Wed 26 May 2004

Nasturtiums in disarray

Filed under: — matts @ 12:25 am

The nasturtiums are mostly perky, although some of the bigger ones look a bit limp, and, er, asleep from the ordeal of moving. They’re still very green though so I think they will pull through.

Cora licks her lips for some reason. No, she didn’t eat them.

Sun 23 May 2004

Nasturtiums Uprooted

Filed under: — matts @ 11:07 am

I moved the Nasturtiums first. After filling a huge pot with compost and prodding a couple of dozen holes in it, I moved them by carefully uprooting them from their tray with an old teaspoon:

Some of them had quite big roots:

Despite my size I can be delicate!:

And here they are in their new home:

I have to say that they look a little ragged and unwell. Although after such a major operation (and they were a little parched anyway before I started) I’m not that surprised. Hopefully the gallon of water I just drenched them in will help them recover.

Moving Day!

Filed under: — matts @ 10:59 am


Here they are outside awaiting their move to new outside pots. We went to Van Hage’s and bought terracotta pots and a load of compost.


Sat 22 May 2004

Day Before Moving

Filed under: — matts @ 8:54 pm

I’m going to re-pot them tomorrow - they’ve about outgrown their current homes:

The Sunflowers are looking groovy and healthy though!

Sun 16 May 2004

Furry

Filed under: — matts @ 7:01 pm

There are loads of nasturtiums coming up now.

Whilst the sunflowers are looking a bit furry.

Outside Shot

Filed under: — matts @ 1:30 pm

An exclusive shot from outside, showing the nasturtiums pressed up against the (paint smeared) window, clamouring for sunshine. The sunflowers today are boring by comparison.

Sat 15 May 2004

Turning Heads

Filed under: — matts @ 11:35 am

And by the next morning, the nasturtiums have turned around the face the sun again. Magic!

Fri 14 May 2004

Radiant

Filed under: — matts @ 11:50 pm

The nasturtiums are looking well happy. I’ve turned this tray around 180 degrees too, so you can see their happy faces all pointing the same way. In theory by tomorrow they’ll’ve craned their necks around so they’re looking at the sun again.

Tue 11 May 2004

Solid Progress

Filed under: — matts @ 9:36 pm

The sunnys continue to grow well. One and Two are starting to sway a bit and are in need of a supporting stick, whilst Three continues to restlessly churn it’s compost up. Still only three of them though, which is a bit disappointing since I planted eight.

Meanwhile, sturtium One has some well-developed leaves, whilst others are starting to sprout nicely.

Sun 09 May 2004

Lovin’ It

Filed under: — matts @ 6:30 pm

The sunflowers have gone green (which makes them look a lot better), and some of the nasturtiums have come up! As you can see I have moved the nasturtiums to the windowsill.

Sunflower three (at the top-right of the lefthand tub here) continues to give cause for concern. After his reburial yesterday he’s kind of all wriggled back above the surface worm-style, rather than growing upwards and nicely in a straight line. Hopefully he will sort himself out - I’ll continue to make sure his white bits are covered with compost as much as possible.

Sat 08 May 2004

Day 7

Filed under: — matts @ 3:51 pm

The sunflowers have finally sprouted! This may have been any time in the past 4 days since I ignored them for a while given that nothing was happening. I think it’s the sunflowers; but they might be nasturtiums since I can’t remember which tub is which and I don’t know what either looks like when only a few days old.

Two of them seem very happy, if rather yellow, but the third one to have popped up seems to be some sort of mutoid sunflower/furry/maggotmonster, and the fourth seems to have come up, decided it didn’t like it in the open air, and then ducked back down undercover ostrich-style. Since the box says to put them in the light when “small shoots appear” I’ve put the sunflowers on the windowsill.

On my Dad’s advice I dug up sunflower three and replanted him, since it seems like I may have planted him upside-down in the first place, hence the weird mutant growth pattern.

No sign of anything happening with the nasturtiums, so they’re still in the pantry in the dark.

Mon 03 May 2004

Day 2

Filed under: — matts @ 11:20 pm

Nothing, predictably, has happened. The compost is still moist so I’ve not watered them.

Sun 02 May 2004

Preparation

Filed under: — matts @ 6:00 pm

Here’s the tub before I started piercing holes in it (as per the instructions)

Then I filled it with compost and stuffed the little nasturtium seeds into it, covering them up as I went

And here’s the other one done, together with it’s drip tray. The drip tray is the bit labelled “DRIP TRAY".

And here is the completed assemblage.

My attention then turned to the sunflower seeds. The one at the top of the packet looked a bit skanky so I didn’t plant that one.

And here they both are, finished

I’ve now stashed them in the pantry ("a warm, dark place").

A Gardening Project

Filed under: — matts @ 5:02 pm

Nancy is the greenfingered one and I just tend to kill the plants when she goes away. So I decided to try to learn a bit about plants by buying some from the garden centre that come complete with an idiot’s guide:

These little kits, one called “The Sunny Sunflower", and the other “The Nutty Nasturtium", consist of:

* A plastic tub
* A load of compost
* Some seeds
* A drip tray

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