Geek Gardener

Hello there. I'm Matt and I'm a computer geek. My fiancée Nancy
is a big gardening fan and she gets a great suntan pottering around in our
garden dealing with plants and flowers and things whilst I waste away typing.
I have therefore decided to redress that balance by trying to grow something
myself this summer. This site tracks my efforts.

Sat 21 August 2004

Creepers

Filed under: — matts @ 9:02 pm

The nasturtiums (which have been almost forgotten in sunflower one’s time of need) are snaking their way across the patio in two different directions. So much so that another pot reshuffle was required to stop other things from being climbed all over by them. Their seed pods are also getting quite massive and numerous, which is very encouraging for next year’s growth. There are literally hundreds of flowers now, and roughly that number of seed pods.

Given that I started with no more than a couple of dozen seeds and now have this sprawling mass dominating the patio, I think they’ll be in every spare corner next summer! :-)

Arty Shot

Filed under: — matts @ 8:58 pm

Here’s an attempted arty shot of all three of the flowers. Some improvement required!

Trendsetter

Filed under: — matts @ 8:56 pm

Number two’s flower continues to grow and the petals have pretty much straightened up now.

Half a House

Filed under: — matts @ 8:55 pm

This picture shows the whole of our house, and also all of the sunflowers. Bearing in mind that the patio is about a foot lower than the ground floor (there are three steps down to it from the kitchen or the dining room) you can see just how tall these things (especially number four) have got.

I’m extremely pleased!

You can also see how the nasturtiums have clambered all over one of the bushy things (bottom left of the picture) in the rockery! I asked Nancy if this was cause for concern but she thinks the bushy thing will be just fine. The nasturtiums are quite brittle so I’m sure she’s right.

Re-Splinting

Filed under: — matts @ 8:39 pm

Nancy decided that she could do a better job of splinting number one using some rather fetching and appropriately green-coloured ribbon, to replace my Heath Robinson lash-up involving part of an old cereal box (left). The results (right) were a distinct improvement, and number one now has (we believe) sufficient support to prevent the head from completely snapping off.

Despite the desperate look about him, number one is a hardly fellow - as you can see by the fact that despite the damage his head is still craning upwards towards the sun. Down, but not out!

And amongst all the excitement number three has also flowered now. Hooray! You can see him as the left-most sunflower in the middle picture.

Thu 19 August 2004

Sick

Filed under: — matts @ 8:24 pm

Number one now looks truly bizarre - his trunk has become damaged and lost structural integrity. I fear he may lose his head.

On the other hand, number two is looking glorious (excepting a bit of burn on his top-most petal where he fell against the drainpipe).

Tue 17 August 2004

Number One on the Way

Filed under: — matts @ 3:26 pm

No pictures yet (I dashed out this morning to water the sunflowers less than 8 minutes before the train was due - it was late anyway so I needn’t've bothered rushing), but battle-scarred number one has yellow bits showing now, and should be flowering in the next couple of days.

Fri 13 August 2004

Hooray!

Filed under: — matts @ 10:50 pm

Today, number two has flowered! Hooray! Isn’t he lovely?

Thu 12 August 2004

Nearly there!

Filed under: — matts @ 11:29 pm

Sunflower two now has yellow bits showing, which means he is very nearly ready to flower!

In other news, sunflower four has today reached the heady heights of 283cm, which is 9 foot 3 inches in old money. He’s now so tall that I can’t measure him by standing on a chair any more - I had to get a stepladder from the garage! He has grown 40cm in just seven days, which is nearly 7cm per day.

Wed 11 August 2004

A New Project

Filed under: — matts @ 12:08 am

My dad has very kindly given me a dead allium. Now, being given dead flowers by people isn’t generally something to be proud of, but the purpose here is to collect the seeds from it as they fall off and then plant them. This, therefore, is the first confirmed project for Geek Gardener 2005!

The allium flower is fairly crispy already and lots of seeds have fallen off. I am keeping it in the Woolworths bag it was supplied in until next Spring when I will plant them. You can see loads of black seeds still on the flower, with the ones that have already fallen off in a crease in the bag the right-hand side of the picture.

Alliums seem to come in lots of different shapes and sizes, though if I remember correctly, this allium flower was a purple ball about the size of a tennis ball in its prime. Looking around the Internet at pictures, there seem to be dozens of varieties of alliums, and “allium” is Latin for onions! This one is an ornamental (ie. non-edible) variety. I think it is an Allium aflatunense and hopefully mine will look something like these.

It will be a long-term project too, since they don’t seem to do much in the first year, which means that their estimated flowering time will be April 2006. I wonder if I’ll still be weblogging this stuff then?

Sun 08 August 2004

Pansies Unleashed

Filed under: — matts @ 11:32 pm

I have removed the plastic covers from the two buoyant pansy tubs. The third one remains covered in the vain hope that more of them will germinate.

No pictures since they look so similar to the last time they were photographed.

Bonus Bud

Filed under: — matts @ 8:36 pm

Whilst number four continues to strive towards the Guinness World Record of 7.76 m (25 ft 5 in), number two is the star performer from a looks point-of-view.

Not only is his flower the biggest of the lot (though none of them have opened up yet), but it’s also developed a bonus bud two-thirds of the way up his trunk!

This kind of offsets the earlier bad news about number one.

Wind Damage

Filed under: — matts @ 7:26 pm

Number one listed by 30 degrees at some point this morning, with a full fall onto the patio only prevented by the conveniently-positioned drainpipe until he was righted at lunchtime when Nancy noticed. Unfortunately, additionally to his already rather wonky trunk, he was like that for quite some time and has sustained some damage - three leaves have died and had to be removed (after I took this picture), and also his bud has suffered some browning (although you can’t see it in the photo). :-(

He is rather battle-scarred now.

This is happening because they are so huge in comparison with their pots, which makes them vulnerable to a gust of wind knocking them for six. Not sure how to get around this.

Rampant

Filed under: — matts @ 7:20 pm

As promised, here’s a couple of shots of the nasturtiums rampaging their way across the patio. They have grown into and around all their neighbours - to the extent that I have to keep shuffling the fushia in the blue pot a few inches to the left every weekend.

I think it’s fairly clear that a round pot was not the best choice for these lovely things, since the ones in the middle have to fight for light and water and are therefore a bit dog-eared. If I do them next year I think I’ll get some long, thin troughs for them.

Thu 05 August 2004

Latest Measurements

Filed under: — matts @ 11:05 pm

Time for another measuring session. Unfortunately Nancy wasn’t around so I had to measure single-handedly - slightly tricky when said activity involves balancing on the aforementioned garden chair and a metal tape-measure that determinedly won’t stay straight. Anyway:

  • Sunflower One: 236cm
  • Sunflower Two: 228cm
  • Sunflower Three: 212cm
  • Sunflower Four: 246cm

For those listening in black-and-white, sunflower four is an astonishing (to me at least) eight foot and one inch tall.

Wed 04 August 2004

Night Time Nasturtiums

Filed under: — matts @ 10:51 pm

I’ve been working late and also been a bit lazy so I’ve not shown recently how the nasturtiums have multiplied.

Here’s a quick dark shot - I’ll get some decent ones at the weekend in the daylight.

Spikey

Filed under: — matts @ 9:01 pm

The sunflowers’ buds are getting bigger and bigger. I hope they’ll open up within the next couple of weeks.

These shots were taken from the ground, well, from close to the ground: me balancing precariously on one of the garden chairs.

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