Geek Gardener

Hello there. I'm Matt and I'm a computer geek. My fiancée Nancy
is a big gardening fan and she gets a great suntan pottering around in our
garden dealing with plants and flowers and things whilst I waste away typing.
I have therefore decided to redress that balance by trying to grow something
myself this summer. This site tracks my efforts.

Mon 21 June 2004

Food

Filed under: — matts @ 6:32 pm

I have just discovered, by doing a Google Image search for “nasturtium“, that nasturtiums are edible! I’m not sure what to think about that, nor whether I shall indulge when or if they flower…

Sun 20 June 2004

Scale

Filed under: — matts @ 10:19 pm

I remembered today that one of the most exciting aspects of growing sunflowers at school was measuring their height on a regular basis and plotting their progress on a line graph (I’m a geek, remember?)

Unfortunately I’ve not been measuring them regularly, but here are today’s:

  • Sunflower One: 82cm
  • Sunflower Two: 90cm
  • Sunflower Three: 68cm
  • Sunflower Four: 64cm

Interestingly, number two has overtaken number one (they are numbered in the order in which they first emerged from under the compost).

They also have new canes (courtesy of Mr Batty) and are recovering well after yesterday’s falling-over ordeal. Number three’s leaves are all pointing in sensible directions once more.

Sat 19 June 2004

Falling Down

Filed under: — matts @ 7:21 pm

Unfortunately it seems that sunflowers one and three have broken free of their bonds at some point today. I tied them back to their sticks, and they still look a bit wobbly, but I think they are going to be OK.

Number three’s leaves are all pointing in odd directions (since I think he was slumped on the floor for quite some time and therefore had to adjust to look at the sun) which makes him look most peculiar. It is reminiscent of the early days when he didn’t know whether to grow up or down.


The nasturtiums meanwhile have taken on a more battle-scarred look after their encounters with snails, slugs and drought. They’re mostly healthy, and contesting competitively for the sun with their neighbours the strawberries.

Wed 16 June 2004

Parched

Filed under: — matts @ 11:42 pm

All looking good, but, even being watered pretty much every day, the nasturtiums are showing signs of being parched. I’m always worried about overwatering them in case I put so much water in that the compost gets washed away and their roots get dislodged. Perhaps I shall visit them twice on the watering round.

The sunflowers are looking spendid - these high-angle shots don’t quite do them justice.

Mon 14 June 2004

RIP Lizzie

Filed under: — matts @ 5:29 pm
1989-2004

Last pictures from three weekends ago:

(second link is a 668K movie: about 2 minute download on a modem)

Sat 12 June 2004

Midnight Slug Hunt

Filed under: — matts @ 1:09 am

It just rained for half an hour, and, given that the slugs and snails seem to like coming out in the wet, I thought that it would be wise to go and check that the nasturtiums weren’t being attacked again.

Thankfully I didn’t find any active attacks going on, but I did discover some very suspicious behaviour. I decided to fetch my Maglite just to have a better scout around, and I was horrified to discover the scale of the problem going on under the cover of darkness.

Witness here no less than three snails heading towards the nasturtiums (in the terracotta pot in the background):

These two were playing football with a stone.


Whilst this one was cavorting about on the sundial.

Worse was going on in the rockery amongst Nancy’s alpines - in fact some parts of it resembled a snail-orgy. Also, this was where I found the one and only slug (I was expecting to find loads).

Whilst other bits looked like a massacre had gone on, seemingly with gooey bits of goo just dripping off the leaves.

I couldn’t just stand back and let this happen, so I chose to dispose of some of them by easing them carefully off whatever they were munching on and chucking them over the fence into the undergrowth behind our garden. I’m fairly sure that this isn’t particularly healthy for them - and I felt a pang of guilt when I heard the first couple hit the ground in the distance. However, after a while I began to get a taste for it and enjoyed throwing them progressively further, higher and harder. This probably means I’m a bad person.

In fact, I’m definitely a bad person because this hunting sport became rather addictive and it wasn’t until I released that it was nearly one in the morning and I’d spent 45 minutes out there evicting 92 snails from my property that I saw reason and came back indoors. I rest assured though that that particular motley crew won’t trouble the nasturtiums tonight. Of course there are probably hundreds more lurking unseen biding their time to avenge their buddies’ deportations but you have to start somewhere.

Yes, you read that right, I hurled 92 snails. I’m not sure which is more worrying - the fact that I hurled 92 snails or the fact that I counted every single one of them.

Thu 10 June 2004

Nasturtiums Attacked!

Filed under: — matts @ 10:30 pm

Today was cooler, but not without it’s problems. I was curious as to why a couple of the nasturtium leaves were all curled up. A closer look revealed a load of black eggs on half a dozen of the leaves! I wiped them off and gave a liberal application of some insecticide which will hopefully stop them coming back.

Not only that, but some good-for-nothing grub has eaten one of the leaves too!

Falling Over Damage

Filed under: — matts @ 1:27 am

Unfortunately number four is showing some signs of damage at the base of her stem from yesterday’s falling over. Some of the tissue has gone all yucky where it was bent over sideways. Hopefully this will heal up over the next few days.

Two Weeks Later

Filed under: — matts @ 1:22 am

I’ve been naughty and not taking many pictures recently. Two weeks later though, and things are looking really lively.

Here are the nasturtiums. Notice that even the floppy looking ones have perked up and are now looking healthy. These pictures were taken at 9pm - so about 3 hours after they lost direct sunlight.

The sunflowers are looking a bit parched though after two days in hot hot sun, and the falling-over incident yesterday.

Wed 09 June 2004

Excess Heat

Filed under: — matts @ 12:33 am

After a day that allegedly got to 31oC I got home tonight to find some severe wilting in all of the sunflowers, despite them having had a good drenching last night. I had to pick them all up from the various angles to which they had wilted and prop them up again with new sticks and string. I gave them a good drink too.

Sturtiums are OK.

No pictures - it’s too dark.

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